Woody In The Bathtub

Tyler posted last week about taking a bubble bath or something. Ever since then I've had the urge to take a nice warm bubble bath to relax, especially these last few days with the room change (which is done btw).

Today I finally did it while Dad was out shopping.

OMG it was soo nice ^_^

I got the urge to masturbate while I was in there :p Which brings us to the title of this post...


*Flashback. 4th Grade. Art Class*

The teacher had us make something according to a theme. This thing was made out of some white tacky stuff. I can't remember what it was exactly.

Anyway, the theme for this particular week was something to do with the wild west (ie cowboys and stuff). So I guess I thought of a cowboy sitting in a chair with a cowboy's hat pulled down over his eyes while he was napping or w/e. So I made the chair and the cowboy separate. The chair turned out to look like a bathtub lol.

The art teacher saw it and said, "That looks like Woody (from Toy Story) in a bathtub." Then she said, "Don't go around saying that. People might think you mean something else." Obviously she meant people may confuse "woody" for "boner" lol.

I didn't know what she meant at the time, but I finally figured it out years later. The next 2 years (5th grade and 6th), we did the same thing in art class. Each year I made "Woody in the bathtub" :p

Now back to today, I figured out that it's impossible to jack off while you're taking a bath lol. I tried for like a half hour, but I just got frustrated. Eventually I just got out and went to my room lol.


Btw, I was going to take a pic while I was in the bathtub. But I forgot the camera. It wouldn't have shown anything. Just a bunch of bubbles lol

Maybe next time :p