Showing posts with label Flashback. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flashback. Show all posts

Monday, August 31, 2009

Hetero Crush :)

I've mentioned her before on here, but in case you missed it...

Kelsey and I have known each other since pre-school just like most everyone who lives around here. Her, Andrew (I always figured she liked him), and I were best friends in 6th grade, my last year there. We hung out all the time together in school; in line together, sitting together, etc. At one point people even said we should go out, but being only 12 we just *pretended* it was gross. At least, I was pretending. I even got the bus driver to honk at her when we passed her walking to her house after school and Kelsey would wave, sometimes exaggerating the wave. The bus driver was the only person in real life that I told then. We had our rough times too. Like, she'd go a few days without talking to me, or waving to me :\ I think it's called PMS lol.

I think she may have liked me then too, but I never knew for sure.

Then, back at the beginning of the month, she had that Facebook status message that said, "Text me :)" I said, "I would if I had your number :p" Then a few days later she sent me an email type thing via Facebook that just said, "My number is XXX-XXX-XXXX" So I sent her a text message, but never got a response :(

Today, I responded to her original email:

Hey Kelsey, I sent you a text awhile ago when you first sent this to me but you never responded. My phone has been known to not send messages sometimes. My number is XXX-XXX-XXXX in case you want to send me a message sometime.

Anyway, I guess I won't be going to XXX this year like I was supposed to. At least not in the traditional way. There was a BIG screw up with my transcripts (probably Ms. X's fault) so it looks like I don't have enough credits to be a senior, yet I really do. Anyway, I decided to do XXX's cyber school program instead where I can earn enough credits to graduate this year without repeating a year.

I probably won't be seeing much of you or anyone else unless we have any clubs together or something. So, I hope you have a good year :)

Peter

Then a couple hours later she sent one back:

Aw, Thanks. I can't believe they screwed everything up for you :( I do hope we end up having some clubs together because I'd really love to see you again!

I now have your number, so I'm sure you'll get a message from me sooner or later :)

Kelsey


*checks phone*

Nothing yet :p

Anyway, that email made my night :)



P.S. Don't forget to read the other post I made today about what happened at school today.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Woody In The Bathtub

Tyler posted last week about taking a bubble bath or something. Ever since then I've had the urge to take a nice warm bubble bath to relax, especially these last few days with the room change (which is done btw).

Today I finally did it while Dad was out shopping.

OMG it was soo nice ^_^

I got the urge to masturbate while I was in there :p Which brings us to the title of this post...


*Flashback. 4th Grade. Art Class*

The teacher had us make something according to a theme. This thing was made out of some white tacky stuff. I can't remember what it was exactly.

Anyway, the theme for this particular week was something to do with the wild west (ie cowboys and stuff). So I guess I thought of a cowboy sitting in a chair with a cowboy's hat pulled down over his eyes while he was napping or w/e. So I made the chair and the cowboy separate. The chair turned out to look like a bathtub lol.

The art teacher saw it and said, "That looks like Woody (from Toy Story) in a bathtub." Then she said, "Don't go around saying that. People might think you mean something else." Obviously she meant people may confuse "woody" for "boner" lol.

I didn't know what she meant at the time, but I finally figured it out years later. The next 2 years (5th grade and 6th), we did the same thing in art class. Each year I made "Woody in the bathtub" :p

Now back to today, I figured out that it's impossible to jack off while you're taking a bath lol. I tried for like a half hour, but I just got frustrated. Eventually I just got out and went to my room lol.


Btw, I was going to take a pic while I was in the bathtub. But I forgot the camera. It wouldn't have shown anything. Just a bunch of bubbles lol

Maybe next time :p